Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Occupational Health and Safety delcared too expensive to continue

April 1, 2009

In a secret meeting last night at the Copenhagen Congress Center, Denmark, Occupational Health and Safety as an industry, practice, topic and action has been declared exhausted, defunct and will be stopped.

The meeting included heads from the National Safety Council, Worksafe Victoria, Canada Safety Council, NICOHS UK. Meeting chairman Grap Van April said 'In this economic climate the world finds itself in today, it is best that Workplace Safety be left to the gods'. The worldwide OHS councils and organizations in attendance are expected to begin winding up operations over the next week.